Gonzo Airport Porn

My mother always told me to wear clean underwear in case I wound up in hospital or otherwise be in a position to have others inspect them. Well, now airport security screeners can zap right through them and note every pimple on your ass without ever having you drop trou! Excellent! Yet another reason to dislike airports and flying. Maybe we'll just start travelling in the buff to ensure that everyone stays in their seats. I just can't envision anyone looking tough and hijacking a plane while passengers scrutinise their family jewels flopping about the cabin..can you? :)

15 Mar 2002 at 14:49, Helsinki