But Wait! That's not all!

I know you have been concerned about the whole 'anthrax by mail' thing so now you can buy the anthrax exterminator for $99.99 plus shipping and handling and, if you order now, you get a free "EZ Biohazard Kit" complete with an antimicrobial hand!. Maybe I should start selling small bottles of chlorine bleach as special 'anthrax eradicator spray' for $19.99 per 8oz. bottle. Perhaps Ron Popeil will invent an Anthrax Cooker. America. You're soaking in it.

permalink Ω 28 October 2001, Helsinki