I shall call him...Dick Soft!

I am crushed to find out that I missed the open casting call yesterday to play the young Austin Powers in the upcoming movie Goldmember . I hope they get Shirley Bassey to sing "GooolllddMembah, the man with the Midas prriiicck". Oh yeah, baby. Gold would be hypo-allergenic but I would bet it would be too soft to be..erm, effective. :)