I wonder what flag she flies...

As you know, the father of Perl is Larry Wall, but who would have thought the Mother of Perl would be a 45' ketch?! Wouldn't it be cool to have Perl pirates, attach a camel figurehead to the bow and fly a Perl flag of some sort sailing around the Caribbean?

Avast ye FORTRAN programmers, use Perl and gimme that bottle of dark rum you have there! I could even get a sassy giant talking parrot, stylish black pirate fashion and a wicked cool eyepatch!