Even Martian guys stuff their pants

While surfing tonight I somehow managed to find a movie that is not only a Christmas B-Movie classic rated #90 on the Bottom 100 movies of all time, but Pia Zadora's very first film...yes, it is Santa Claus Conquers The Martians . I know you are thinking that this movie is begging for a remake. I wonder if they will change the reindeer "Nixon" to "Clinton" :)