Nibbles Woodaway

On the way to the Providence, R.I. airport the other night I nearly drove off the highway when I was startled by the coolest holiday lighting display yet; The New England Pest Control 4,000 pound termite completely adorned in red, white and blue lights, giant red bulb for a nose and antlers. Apparently his name is Nibbles Woodaway and he's exactly 920 times the size of a subterranean termite. Now I just have to figure out how I'm going to get a picture of him.