Get a hammer, pound your genitalia

Tomorrow is the big day when Steve Jobs will announce something that, in the wake of all the hype, will be horribly disappointing. At least a few people like the Joy of Tech and another are having a blast making fun of the inevitably retarded earth shattering event that Apple is about to announce. I'd like to see the return of the Newton but the rumours about iPhoto software and a new LCD version of the iMac are probably more realistic. Exciting? Maybe, but certainly not worthy of all this hype. Well, we will know in about 16 hours.