St. Fuchs of Latex?

One would think that with all the bribery and corruption surrounding the Salt Lake City Olympic Selection committee that people would be outraged by some of the criminal activity but, no, they are protesting condoms being dispensed to the olympic athletes on the grounds that they promote casual sex. Perhaps some of the athletes are married and condoms are their only option for contraception. I guess they aren't aware that there is a disease called AIDS that is epidemic in proportion in Africa where most people die from it due to pharmaceuticals not being affordable and that telling people they may not have sex outside the confines of marriage and it's amoral to use condoms sounds like a reasonable solution. I guess that's what happens to you when you live your entire life in suburbia.

Finland should send the karelian condom fairy along with their olympic team to liven things up a bit. Perhaps the Preparation-H guy from Late Night with Conan O'Brien could team up with the Condom Fairy so they can treat the clearly hemorrhoid afflicted condom protestors at the same time. I guess that puts my "Joy of Sex" Olympic Village bookstore I had planned right out the window. Damn.