It's the Easter Boobie!

This weekend, those of us non-theists are left wondering what to do since almost everything is closed and family is several thousand miles away in either direction. Well, I stayed up late last night drinking Bailey's and heard an odd noise that sounded a lot like Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" in the kitchen where I had left the peeps out to dry for Sunday's peep-o-rama. I got off the couch, saw what was going on, grabbed my camera and captured the following shocking peep porn on digital film.

One overzealous peep was going at another female peep who seemed rather bored with the entire process. Then I saw two bunnies in the butterfly position and a bunny sitting on anothers face. Holy Cow Batman, who knew Peeps got it on! After they saw me with my camera, I think they started hamming it up a bit.

More peeps came to the scene. "We're fat free and not a significant source of vitamin c!", they cried. The flew out of the box and got right into the 69 position where even my dog got in on the action.

"My peeps are pervs!", I giggled wickedly, but they were just warming up. A threesome of bunnies and a peep duo were doing it ...well, you know. Some other bunnies were into the hot wax and candle fetish. When I thought it couldn't get any more disturbing, I caught the timer chicken watching peep bondage.

Honeybear started really digging the sweet bunnies and peeps. Soon, he had spawned an entire family of sugary goodness ensuring a ready supply of peeps for easter next year!

I'm going to have to keep these perverted holiday treats away from the kids from now on and I just can't wait to see what the Halloween ghosts and Christmas trees do when I leave them alone in the kitchen :)