The Mother Forked Tongue

AskOxford didn't seem to have any information on English being dangerous to your health but it seems to be making the rounds in email these days...I should get working more diligently on my Finnish and lay in a stock of red wine. :)

It Will Kill You!

(a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(b) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(c) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(d) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(e) Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.