Worst-Case Golf

The Worst-Case Scenario people have done it again, Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Golf. I've never actually figured out what the point of golf is even though my brothers-in-law all swear by the little white ball but I still laugh until my sides hurt at Caddyshack. Screw the first 18 holes, I'll see you at the 19th by the pool while reading this...I wonder if they have a section on "How not to laugh and point at the guys who dress like golf pros from the 40s" :)