Hnk if U luv txt msg 4 god

Ship of Fools Magazine sponsored a competition to rewrite the Lord's Prayer in 160 characters or less for mobile phone usage. The winner was:

dad@hvn,ur spshl.we want wot u want&urth2b like hvn.giv us food&4giv r sins lyk we 4giv uvaz.don't test us!save us!bcos we kno ur boss,ur tuf&ur cool 4 eva!ok?

No wonder kids can't spell these days. For people who use SMS and text paging frequently and like to send their friends bits from the bible you might be interested in the upcoming book, r father n hvn. The Repent! wristwatch also makes a lovely gift for all your closest sinner friends.