The Fifth Horseman

You know those dreams that come for you in the middle of the night, the ones that give you the sweats and make you think that the end of the world is nigh after watching Leonard Nimoy's Bilbo Baggins video [google for it at your own peril]? William Shatner, the posterboy for has been TV stars, is reportedly going to be releasing an album with Ben Folds this Autumn. If Common People is any indication of what we can expect to find on the finished album, maybe there's a fifth horseman whose name noone dares speak for fear of losing heaps of cash from sappy 30-50-somethings; Nostalgia. Gotta love the aptly named album: Has Been. What is it about has been b-rate Trek actors who won't die quietly and the gushing over old, bad TV that seems to be all the rage now? It's a sign - a bad one. Bush is gonna win in November, so avast all ye who are still in denial and escape while you still can. I blame pudge for the bad news.