Nice Badonkadonk and Bass, baby!

« More proof that whatever your kink there is porn just for you. This is the 2005 Women in Waders calendar as seen in the fishing shop nearby. I'm sure women go fly fishing dressed in a tiny bikini to pose with a strategically placed bass all the time. "Because your buddy never looked this good in waders..." Well, they've got a point. This year's calendar is already sold out so you'd better pre-order 2006 so you don't have to settle for Beauty and the Bass next year! I'm sad they don't have a calendar of Furry Knuckles. :)»

Amusement of the day: the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank. I'm still not sure if it's real or a joke but it looks like a lot more fun than the stupid Segway human transporter. The added bonus being that 'badonkadonk' is a slang term for big booty ala J Lo. It gives a new dimension to, "Dude, that's a bigass tank!" The product description:

Product Description

The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch, thanks to special one-way steel mesh armor windows and a control stick that pivots up and down to allow piloting from the standing or seated positions. The interior is fully carpeted and cozy, with accent lighting and room for up to five people. A 400 watt premium sound system with PA is mounted to project sound both into the cabin and outward from behind the windows.

The exterior is a steel shell with a rust patina, and features head and tail lights, turn signal lights, trim lighting, underbody lighting, fixed slats protecting the windows, and a unique industrial-strength rubberized flexible skirt that shields and protects the wheels to within an inch of the ground, while still allowing for enough flex to give clearance over bumpy and uneven terrain. Master power, ignition, all lighting, and stereo features are controlled from a single switchboard to the left of the driver, again accessible from either the seated or standing position. Standard drive is an air-cooled, 6hp Tecumseh gasoline (unleaded only) engine, with centrifugal clutch, giving the Donk a top speed of 40 mph.

This vehicle is not licensed for use on public roads, and is intended as a recreational vehicle only. Badonkadonks are produced on an order-by-order basis, with each one having it's own unique set of features. With your order is included unlimited consultations with the designer and manufacturer concerning all relevant options (a representative from NAO will contact you shortly after your order). Price does not include shipping and handling.

And, because I need to share the pain that will likely send me into years of therapy, I present hasslecrotch with its hypnotic powers. I blame ignatz.