Get the Beergoggles

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Viking Cruise Line has put up pole banners around town with this 'Mediterranean' woman to advertise that March on their cruise ships will feature Mediterranean wines and food. I would guess that they used the ugliest stock photo they could find to make the ad memorable as I can't figure that the picture was used to attract guys thinking about hot, sexy Italian chicks. It's an ad that really deserves a good tagline....

• Beer! Making ugly people look good for as long as we can remember!
• Stop drinking when this woman starts to look good.
• This is your hangover on Greek wine.
• Mamma Mia!
• We brought back all the good wine and food, but left Mamma in Italy.
• Did we take a left turn at Germany?!
• Is that a moustache...?

I'm too cold to be amusing today as the price of seeing the glowing orb low in the sky is clear skies which radiate off all the heat leaving us with -16C. An hour or more of Otava taking me for a walk to the park is a bit cold. He doesn't seem to notice the frigid temperatures or my teeth chittering away at all. *brrrrr* I'd wish for warm weather but since it's at least four months away, I'll just wish for hot rum drinks instead.