A Better Bag

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I'm having a Calgon[tm] week. I need a massage. I need two extra arms. I need one of those fancy console setups like you see in the movies. I need an email client that reads my mind and doesn't gloat over the bazillion email in my inbox. I need a good night's sleep. I need a mind control ray that explodes people through the power of teh intarweb. I need clowns. More clowns. I need a housekeeper like Alice from the Brady Bunch. I need a week alone. Or even a couple of hours. I need donuts. Real donuts. Maple glazed old fashioned donuts. I need more dark chocolate. And I need a better bag to wear over my head. Preferably one that behaves like a mini-faraday cage.